Baby's is expensive

Yeah so apparently retired means, i'm pregnant, and M.I.A. must not of been ready for this bump cause she's back. Her new song Shells is mysteriously slow and didn't exactly spark my interest. It's too bad, it seems someone as cool as M.I.A. can't wash off the scent of "Artist of the Week" that might hinder her comeback. Good luck girly you'll need it.

Peed the song Shells

I love...

Random Shit

I also like going through people's crap. I think every one of my friend's have bitched me out about going through there purses while they're talking to me (sign of a boring convo)

So does Foundmagazine.com

Shit of the Day

Music Video Mondays!

Yeah its not weekly but come on Ladyhawke's new Delirium music video doesn't need a weekly event for it to be a big deal. It's just about every 80's cliche rolled into 4 minutes.



In other news poptastic Swedish group Alphabeat's song
What is happening
finally had a video to hold hands with. So cheers! Eat a cupcake, drink some sodeee pop and enjoy this sickeningly sweet song and vid.


Personally i thought it was kinda generic, even for a cliche pop video.

Let's do it again

Ghostly Swim
Perfect for smokin out on Halloween. This is a collection of ghostly electro house thats chill enough to put the dead to rest(hooray for corny puns) it'll also mellow you out enough to calm down after that last upper from the halloween party you just came from. Stupid! don't you know tripping and halloween is only a good idea in theory.

Enjoy the muze, peep the link

Who turned the music on?

It's high past time that we got some music into this blog. Lucky you guys, lucky me musics been pouring into my life.


Let's shake things up eh? Let's give some kudos to the boyz at adult swim. Nerds got there shit on wrap cause this music is crazy. Adult swim came out with a 15 song CD of the best African rap hip hop and dance music out there right now. Way to give these artists some real rep.
This music is some crazy get outta ya seat music. I'm saying it makes M.I.A.'s shit seem mainstream(oops!)
Download the whole CD FA FREE here or click on the pic.

This is NOT a personal blog

Autumn Blues.

My Mother always said she got energy from the sun. That it warmed her and even became depressed when it rained or was cloudy for days on end. I think I inherited that trait and when Falll usually comes around i become moody and antzy. Usually when i think of Fall i think of cuddling up with a good book, making hot chocolate or watching a movie. Unfortunately i think i like the romanticized idea more then the action. It's so hard to turn off the tv, the music, and not check my emails or websites for more then an hour and just sit. It's fustrating in fact as soon as I sat down after scurrying for hot chocolate and a book i felt the urge to get on the laptop and actually type what i was doing to everyone.

Why do we feel the incredible urge to stay connected? Back to my book.

Uhmmm wtf?

This Weeks WTF!!??

Sometimes i do something at a party and people look at me like this. That's ok. What this guy did...not so much.

Name: Anthony Morley
Claim to Faim: Mr. Gay UK, oh and EATING HIS BOYFRIEND
Noteworthy updates: after getting out of jail he is opening a resaurant with famou chef Michael Graham


First off I think the worst part is the fact that he actually recieved the Mr. Gay UK prize. Second...wow...the man sliced off a piece of his buffs skin and fried it in true Hannibal form. Which btw is sooo unhealthy. Apparrently Mr. Graham thinks he's a wonderful cook. I don't think i have to say anything else except kudos Anthony Morley you are our Mr. WTF of the week.


(ps if you read this please don't eat me)

Embarrasing

Admittedly sometimes i say douchebaggy things, i even occasionally think douchebaggy thoughts. I can't help it, we all have a little douche in us every once in a while. Thats not my fault, whether you just need a good inside out cleaning or the fact that you just made the lamest joke possible at a party douchemoments happen all the time.

For instance when talking with some friends about new artists I sadly blurted out the fact that I had been listening to them before others had, i know shamefully embarrassing. Immediately after saying it I wanted to kick myself in the nuts. Why the hell do we care about finding new music? Why is it important to "discover" artists, especially since someone, somewhere, has discovered artists first?

Well I blame sports. Yeah. sports. Cause frankly I couldn't give to fucks, or atleast 1.5 fucks about sports, teams or the weird pride Bro's be gettin about sports. Yet music on the other hand is something i could, and have, gotten into a screaming match about, in fact the wrong person playing music can COMPLETELY and i mean COMPLETELY ruin my night. (you know who you are) So there it is bros have their sports to be competitive about, rant about, have fantasy wet dreams (leagues) about and I've got music. Sadly it turns me into a douche. oh well.

Alt Sweet 16?

I want an alt Sweet 16! Hell, i want a sweet sixteen like those bitches from mtv. Except i want liquor and less bullshit.

This is Patty Party Mom, through her dying connections she was able to get Cobra Snake one of the leading party photographers for uh.....a 14 year olds birthday? uh ..Cobra? not ok."I'm not like other moms, I'm a COOL mom ok?"


But don't worry i'm sure this chicks mom threw together a banging party. I wonder if the other moms on the block care if she spiked her own daughters punch?


two words: birthday puss!

Who let her off her leash?

So Sarah Palin's Handlers went on vacation for the weekend. Meanwhile Palin got into all sorts of craaazzy shenanigans while they were away. I think she needs her own show. Every week she can try a new career path to fail at. Saturday she woke up and thought, "you know what, i wanna be a comedian" So she wondered onto the SNL set and Caribou Barbie awkwardly tried her hand at acting. Check it out.

The Youth

What's that? New MGMT Video? oh myyyy

MGMT really paid kids to hang out and dance in 80's work out attire. Hm. I'd like to know how they possibly made this video without it looking like a kiddie porn set. Huh..songs good though.

Baby Bump and Palin Porn

So two new updates. First off i wouldn't be much of a music blog if i didn't report this, even if it is a little late. M.I.A. is super preg. like watch out hormones here cause 140 lbs of estrogen (i figure maaaybe 150 now). Kinda explains the whole i gotta take off work for a while the "industry" is just too fake thing huh? Anyhow she's the only girl i know who can pull of an outfite like she does and look banging, kid in tote.

Second there is Sarah Palin porn being made, nough said.

Banksy's Back!

This time spotted in Soho NYC. Scared though cause the man rented out space to show off his characteristic rats. Legally

wait wait wait...he even HIRED people? uh oh...another alt celebrity goes mainstreem. pity.

While walking...

through the internet woods i wondered upon some 

strange fruit

I stumbled upon some ladies strung up by their hair

Some black people strung up by their feet

and some monkey's claw...or gods hands as it's called.

Lykke Li and Bon Iver

Dance Dance Dance Video

I know what i want for Christmas.

Sarah Palin Hunting Bow!!!!!

Proceeds go to Down Syndrome Foundation (teehee)

That is all.