Hi, um...hi

U.R.A.Q.T.

Anyone else love that butterflies in your stomach, basic body functions shut down feeling you get when you bump into a guy and get hit with a crush. I'm talking bump into a guy on a street corner or bum a lighter off of at a party and WHAM obvious soulmate. As in plan your wedding(beach), how many children(2.5), and what kinda job he must have(4th grade teacher) before you know his name. He'd be so happy and you would too, if only you could talk about something besides the stupid weather to him. Le sigh....wish i could just give em a mixtape, seems like it'd be alot simpler

M.I.A.- 20 Uraqt (Diplo Remix)

emergency contraception chart

Ladies I get it your broke, and it's between buying a pack of baby stompas and going out on friday. Don't let expensive Plan B pills get in the way of your good times (although keep going out enough the whole thing might just take care of itself by the end of the week). Get with your best girls and start swapping pills!

List of pill combo's that can be taken instead of plan B

Cosby Show taught me all i needed (add the html)

He's so sneaky

Whats with all the hype?

generic titleAmazing Video!

Animal Collective "My Girls" from Chad von Nau on Vimeo.

generic song commentIt's like traveling through space on acid, or sitting in your backyard on acid..or generally anywhere..on acid

generic song download here
Animal Collective- My Girls

I don't get it....

Comment of the Day

Current amuses me, but it's community amuses me more

Fuck

The way things are going Playboy might be the only print magazine still actually....printing.

In other news Missbehave is collapsing their print magazine and will now strictly be online (didn't know missbehave actually HAD a magazine) kidding. I love you guys and will miss your gorgeous spread. Missbehave says its has nothing to do w/ the economy and that most of their readers are online anyways...hmm...

Let it be said.

I know alot of the internet thinks kanye has put on some douchey styles and normally i agree. Recently the man shaved a mullet into his lil chia pet of a head, and he's been under fire ever since. For the Record I'm a fan. I'll admit it i wouldn't ever get that shit buzzed into my head but...it's surprising and i haven't been surprised by anything a celebrity's done in a while.
Rock ya fuckin mullut Kanye

Change is hard for me
White Trash Transcends all things
Gotta break the mold

For anyone who CARES kanye is collaborating w/ Louis Vuitton. Must be nice to just DECIDE to do something and be able to 5 min later.
Peep the interview.
http://hypebeast.com/2009/01/interview-with-kanye-west-on-his-louis-vuitton-collaboration/

Adventure w/ Mr. Chi-City

Stay tuned for more episodes.

I want this

In my room is a huge folder of magazine clippings, newspaper cutouts, and tons of shit I've printed off the internet. It's basically anything and everything I wanna buy when I'm rich and slightly famous or win the lottery or rob someone whatever. Today I'm adding this to the folder.

No regrets for the new year

Thanks DimMak

Lily Allen will always make me smile

Just stumbled on this oldie off of Mark Ronson's Version. Hand Lily Allen a trumpet and i'm basically set.Mark Ronson featuring Lily Allen - Oh My God

Peep the vid

Holy Zombified Hitler Batman!

Frankly when i saw some of the previews for the films showed at the Sundance Film Festival all I could think was. Wow. These are gonna make some banging taglines, first ones at the top.

Yeah, Zombies and Nazis what else could you ask for? Oh, how about 5-6 hot scandanavian college students with a weird Pirates of the Caribbean plot line. Thanks that's all i needed to hear. Pass the pipe, and get ready to see DEAD SNOW
Next Ewan McGregor is co-staring in a movie he summed up best "its a gay prison romance story" Not sure how i feel about Jim Carey playing a mo in I Love You Phillip Morris. The thought of him bumpin and grinding his awkward body against McGregor gives me the skeeves. Personally I might pass.
"Hey you guys wanna get dry fucked?" Sorry but any movie where a seven year old says that is gold in my opinion. Mystery Team is going to be the perfect movie to relax, turn your brain off, and laugh.

~~~~~sorry i would continue but i got a date with Cindy Whitmarsh

Can i pay my rent with optomism? Please?

Completely forgot about this Will.I.Am video..Anyone else loving all this truly artistic, credible music coming out after the big naug day. The Rock and Roll Super show just wrapped up a new episode and it's Bamatastik. Peep the vid.


The Rock N Roll Super Show - Episode 14: The Barack Obama Episode from The Rock n Roll Super Show on Vimeo.

Will I Am - Its a new day

Simon Hoegsberg will shoot you (and tell your story)

I don't know what i'd say if someone asked me what i thought about my face.

Simon Hoegsberg is a danish photographer who somewhat recently photographed the faces and the stories behind various n.y.c.ites. peep his website here

" Good times caught up with me. Wild parties caught up with me. And what I see now is a truly aging woman"

Bored

Continously.....

Personally Coldplay isn't my jam but this video is cute. I'm a sucker for puppets.

Coldplay - Life in Technicolor

What's more political then a dance party?

Nothing! thats what. Come on Kiddies let's kick off our new Utopian Society with a lil two step. I'm off to count my coins (i'm broke, obviously the recessions fault) so i can swing it at the Inauguration Party in Old City.

Speaking of OBAMA dance party check out Daft Punk - Aer OBAMA (vs. Adam Freeland)

Daft Punk vs. Adam Freeland - "Aer OBAMA" from Gold Greendot on Vimeo.


Hope the new year is full of electro toy dance parties, last year was kinda lacking ya know?

OBAAMMMMYY!

Vagina Monologue

Argument between my roomate and her girlfriend


"Oh no baby i'm sorr i just flushed the toilet! get out of the shower"
"Shit! shit shit! what the hell! you know what the hell happens"
"I'm sorry baby i forgot
"ow! oooow! damnit i know you did it on purpose!"
"i didn't do it on purpose baby, i forgot"
"yeah well your subconscious hates me."

It's good to have the roommates back.

Philadelphia blows

Its disgusting outside, i just got back from work. Some chick who was visiting from BOSTON complained about how cold it was. Damn.
Kreepy Kats first full length cartoon. Just goes to show celebrity/news gossip can be fun AND fucked up. Enjoy.

Also. I got a job at club monaco. Total hours worked: 12 Total count of clothing i've gotten fa free: 12. Got i love my job.

Gonna ride this boat..

God cracks me up, i'm so glad he's decided to get back in touch with the people again. I felt like prayer was just me yacking on the phone too much. www.twittercom/holygod

and as always keep up w/me @aqwrdmusings

Anyone Else Pumped for Coraline?

The makers behind the film adaptation of Coraline have their game on wrap. The book is a fantasy horror story that can only be described as delightfully cruel. Neil Gaiman is about to make a fortune. The marketing department must be getting paid an arm and an...eye or two...for all their doing. The website is full of dark animation with hours of in depth bonus's and has already been on tons of creative advertisign websites for their ingenuity. Check out the Mr. Bobinksy's Circus to see things a mustache should never do on a childrens sight.

Then these custom handcrafted boxes started appearing everywhere, and not just to anyone, to bloggers all over the world. Adorable, creepy, detailed, and most of all expensive. I'm thoroughly pumped to see the movie. It's the closest thing to getting that mysterious appeal that the Nightmare before christmas has. Here are other websites dedicated to the movie and a preview with the director.


http://evilbuttons.blogspot.com/
http://bobinsky.tumblr.com/
www.coraline.com

The tale of Desperate

Sorry but in my personal opinion mice are only cute in two situations (depending if can think of two situations) 1. their in a cartoon, mickey, adorable, despereaux the brave lil mouse cute as a button. 2. well fuck plainly my mom had the ultimate rule when it came to outdoor critters. "i don't care what their doing as long as their outside, as soon as they step inside their creepin on MY domain. Thats when it's time to die" frankly my moms crazy so i usually didn't listen but THAT is a true statement. I found my first mouse (or two) in the apartment today and i'm just not a happy camper.

In case their was confusion (this is not a personal blog)

Who doesn't look a good chorus right? yeah i'll stop one day. Anyhow Santogold has been working with Three 6 Mafia apparently and Project Pat to rework Shove It into a harder rougher track line which i'm actually in love with. The new name: Shuv It. I know, groundbreaking. Anyhow give it a listen and peep the free download.
Santogold featuring Three 6 Mafia and Project Pat 'Shuv It':

Santogold- Shuvit (ft. 3-6 Mafia)

Your never fully dressed without a smile (this is STILL not a personal blog)

Apparently Annie said it best (the 1982 version not that 1999 shit). I recently found out I have sleep apnea which chiefly means that cause of some swollen knock of tonsil (adenoids) I’m not so silently choking during my sleep and waking up every 20 minutes, It’s just as much fun as it sounds don’t worry. The best part is I got to find this out by having doctors shove wires everywhere you can and can’t imagine on and in my body while I sleep. This lack of sleep has given me the personality of a pregnant rhino and I’m pretty sure my friends have noticed. At least now I have something to blame it on instead of people just assuming that I’m an asshole.

That’s just the prequel ladies and gentlemen because obviously that Annie reference doesn’t mean shit right now. I recently started my new job at Club Monaco and have already embarrassed myself the first day of work. Pardon me for thinking that the 9-3 shift at a clothing store meant 9 in the morning til 3 in the afternoon. Not only did I drag myself out of bed, shower and put on my new 500 dollar outfit at the crack of dawn, I’m only saying how much the outfit was because it was free for working their yes I was pretty happy at the beginning of the day, I biked all the way down there to find out I was supposed to work at night. The boss then make me feel retarded for not knowing my shift, I already felt retarded no help needed, and I found out I needed to buy dress shoes. I proceeded to mope about center city and essentially found nothing. This plus waking up early, plus anxiety over the new job, plus complete lack of sleep, and finally the thought that even though I’m going home to sleep till work I won’t be rested cause me to have a mini breakdown in the middle of the subway. I hate being that guy but damn, I’m on the verge of tears and the hobo next to me looks like he’s about to get preachy when I start cracking up laughing and heres the sole reason; I also get ridiculous bouts of energy at odd hours at night which keep me up. Last night around 3 in the morning I couldn’t sleep so I cleaned the kitchen per usual in my underwear singing songs from Annie the musical.

Which is when the lyrics “Who cares what they're wearing on Main Street of Saville Row It's what you wear from ear to ear And not from head to toe that matters” popped into my head causing me to burst in to fits of laughter knowing that I’m wearing the most expensive outfit I’ve worn in quite some time, pissed off about some stupid shoes all the while loathing that I’m the fag that needs to sing a musical to cheer me up. ugh. Thanks Annie you’re the only ginger I’ve ever loved.
~fuckmylife I’m going to bed
This is NOT a personal blog.

Your lady business means business

But fa real our parts go through way too much for us. This cam could of been alot worse. Today lets give it up for our parts! (but not really) I know! this weekend take your parts out and about, pamper them, let them baaath in raw luxury! Fancy new undies? check! A fresh haircut? Check! In fact if you get bored, why not hit up those parts that don't get played with too often? Check! Check! If your really feeling ballsy (ooo bad pun) why not forget about wearing leggins or skinny jeans and go for some good ol sweats. Sure you'll look like crap, but your parts will be happy :)

Here's to you parts!

Oh i forgot tranni parts, you should really be nice to them today whatever they are/going to be cause ...they've been through alot for you.

Cindy Whitmarsh just kicked my ass

New Years Resolutions Suck

The hangover from new years eve just lasts til the next day but the repecussions from bad decisions can last for months afterward. Yes there's of course that embarassing party picture thats all over the net. The cold sore from the nye makeoutfuckfest is also a pain in the ass. But there's one thing that blows all of that out of the water. New Years Resolutins, they make you feel incredibly guilty on new years, your clearly to innebriated to remember that your on your 2nd pack of cigs and working out is the last thing anyone wants to do after all the winter weight. So wtf?

Dear Cindy Whitmarsh
I hate you cause you ruin all my normal excuses for not working out.I love you because you come to my house. But don't get me wrong, our friendship is purely business related. You let me sweat my buns off in the family room and don't judge me when i can't do your punch punch turns ( i'm tired). You let me wear ridiculous outfits without even a raised eyebrow, or no clothes at all. You never make me go to the gym, cause it's cold as hell outside and you know i already don't wanna do this. You let me scream, yell, curse, and call you fat. Then you just smile continue working out and tell me how good i'll lookin my bathing suit this summer. Course, we just laugh and giggle like were the best of friends and keep on keepin on. Your the best but i'm exhausted, we've had our ups and downs but you just remind me of how out of shape i am. But its ok, i'll be back tomorrow cause we have such little time together for lets be real, your program only lasts 2 weeks.

Thanks sports tv on comcast.

Ninjasonik doesn't give a fuck

Ninjasonik blew up everywhere, their videos are ridiculously funny, surreal, and wow i'm out of it. Their shows looks absolutely nuts and I just might bring a club if i ever go to one (echem get yo ass to philly) The boys are made up of a bunch of Brooklyn Bro's and don't think they came from no where they hang out with The Death Set, Matt & Kim, Ivian Girls, and the Vivian Girls and have no problem talking aka All Our Friends Are in Bands.

VIMBY - Ninjasonik

Their music videos are ridik and their twitter game is on blast. Can't tell you the amount of hours i've wasted. Here's their links. go stalk


www.twitter.com/ninjasonik
www.myspace.com/ninjasonik
www.ninjasonik.com

(this one's delicious)
Ninjasonik vs. The Count & Sinden - Hardcore Art School Girls
Ninjasonik - Negative Thinking Tight Pants [skemboo]
Ninjasonik - Art School girl [skemboo]

Finally someone who caters to MY attention

5secondfilms shows exactly what i want. Humor. in 5 seconds. There's really no point in writing some big paragraph on a 5 second company. so i'm not. Here's a video and peep the link to watch the best of 2007.

Sarah has a few more words to say.

"The mama grizzly rises up in me hearing things like that"

Sarah Palin's post election interview pretty much sums up all the little oops! of the campaign in 10 glorious minutes. Don't worry if you have a short attention span just go to 5secondfilms.com for your quick fix

So Apparently Coke Makes You Obnoxious.

No shit, any of your roomates could of said you were obnoxious anytime after 4 in the morning. Frankly once my buzz wears off, its bedtime. period.

The geniuses of the world apparently came together, solved world hunger, cancer, aids, and acne (i care about acne research more then anything) and decided.."huh i wonder what would happen if we coked up a bunch of bees and had a little banger" So the lead scientist basically ran a small crime and drug ring pushing coke and booze on these poor little bees.
I basically find the entire premise for the experiment hilarious. For actual facts.
Read the article at Gawker


Short version: Coke makes you obnoxious, Drinking makes homo's hook up. no new news there.

All My Single Ladies Put Your Hands Up!

Bitch of the week
Anne Coulter, Queen of the banshees Republicans has been screeching about the liberal media, her new book, B Hussein Obama, and anything else that can get her on tv recently. I love it. It's shameless, and she's clearly the biggest bitch on tv currently. Saw her butt on the tv today. Bitched out some poor anchor, good thing Matt lauer didn't take her shit.

Past interview. favorite quote "Um...i don't know what people are talking about"


Matt look out for her flying monkeys!

Also watch Matt Lauer seriously consider cunt punching her in THIS interview. obsessed.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Graffiti Report

Graffiti Artist Above has a lil message for yall.




2009...BANG OR BUST??? from ABOVE on Vimeo.

Check out his site and Q&A for some helpful tips on getting around Europe. Fingers crossed for a bangin year.

Happy New Years

Sorry i finally sobered up and realized i was about 6 days too late to wish you guys a happy new years. It happens. Anyhow just figured i'd let everyone know 09 is gonna get a lil weird. Why?

We have a Black President

Kids shows run by DJ's

Magazine's shutting down
(what? they are)
We lost some polies

Eartha Kitt had to get all dramatic on us and die at the last minute. Sniff..gonna miss being eeevil.


SO Happy Birthday World (but don't get crazy) I know your heading closer to your 2010's which can be a scary time, but don't end it or anything cause that'd be totally dram of you and come on. It's not like yours 2010's arn't gonna be wild too. We'll miss you nye glasses. :(

Why do all the good websites turn on at night?

Wet Love

deep kissing and heat
dark rooms with hot damp pleasure
wet love and strange smells

watch out 08, 09's about to get a lil weird.

I feel like the only time i descover something truly fun is past 12 at the earliest. For instance today's dessert is artist Alli Good and her disgustingly delightful blog she's been putting together. Alot of her sketches with simple haikus underneath to give a sneak peak into that brain of hers. Peep the link.

Bombs of the new year

So one of my new years resolutions was to be more positive although this will already fuck that up.

Thundercats the Movie, course they had to get Brad Pitt as Lion-o because this would of destroyed any fledgling actors careers in mere seconds. Brad Pitt of course will just look like a toolbag for a couple months. Note the entire preview they don't show anyones lower half. Obviously they're gonna make us pay to see Brad Pitt in a gay fur speedo.